Scrambled eggs

My hot, young eggs are still in full bloom. They are ginormous and there are still plenty of them. She said, “You must be very uncomfortable.” Uh, yeah. I will have to go on the pill for the next month to calm things down and we’ll take another look when I start again. If all is well, we’ll do a very low dose of the shots, over a longer period of time to monitor more closely. She said, “Obviously no one told your eggs how old you really are.” ;-)

I’m thinking I may need to be an egg donor after this.